Church activity the other night...Valentine Party.
The emcee asked, "Who has been married the longest?" They figured out who had been married the longest.
Then it was asked, "Who's been married the least?" I raised my hand.
Parachute pants FTW - Last night Lottie crawled into bed with me. That isn't too unusual since she frequently hops in bed with me sometime during the night without me knowing....
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